i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dicks are not precious.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
