have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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