just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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