omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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