Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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