some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He did a backflip because drugs
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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