Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
