He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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