It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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