Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Houston, we have a squirter
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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