Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think people are normalizing furries
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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