They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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