but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize