Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Im part way to drunk.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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