Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
is wine microwaveable?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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