I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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