what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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