You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
