she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's shark week go big or go home
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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