Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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