Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
