Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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