i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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