ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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