i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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