he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
