fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
