You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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