I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I forget how to act sober
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