put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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