'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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