Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
