You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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