Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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