Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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