Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
