i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Randomize
