butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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