gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no. you can't hotbox the world.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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