GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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