I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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