If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My vagina is officially offended.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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