You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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