You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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