So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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