hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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