So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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