dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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