Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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