Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
