i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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